cermulitis

When you say weird not-real words in your sleep.

My step-mom has Cermulitis. She's been saying things like, "Very clean pools" and "Full size ice-cream bars" in her sleep.

by Homosapien1013 November 11, 2018

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Carmelitist

Someone who prefers carmel sauce instead of carmel syrup in their espresso beverages.

We'll have to go to Starbucks. He's a total carmelitist.

by Thea July 29, 2004

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.

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