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Centaurus Highschool
Centaurus Highschool is the home of the bitch asses.
you can meet a lot of different people at Centaurus Highschool. You got your yeehaw bois, your rich white drug dealers, hot Cheeto girls, blue haired homosexual astrology hoes, your potheads, "where my hug at" pussy ass men, bitches that cry when they get an A minus and bitches that have been there for the last 7 years. also there's bruce.
academics are okay. the teachers are fucking wack though, most of them are bald. but some are really swag.
you can meet a lot of different people at Centaurus Highschool. You got your yeehaw bois, your rich white drug dealers, hot Cheeto girls, blue haired homosexual astrology hoes, your potheads, "where my hug at" pussy ass men, bitches that cry when they get an A minus and bitches that have been there for the last 7 years. also there's bruce.
academics are okay. the teachers are fucking wack though, most of them are bald. but some are really swag.
Bro 1: Yesterday at centaurus highschool I saw a fight between a yeehaw boi and a bitch with dyed hair.
Bro 2: That's crazy. I saw a fight between a hot Cheeto girl and a where my hug at dude.
Bro 1: Damn bro that's crazy.
*They make out*
Bro 2: "No homo though"
Bro 2: That's crazy. I saw a fight between a hot Cheeto girl and a where my hug at dude.
Bro 1: Damn bro that's crazy.
*They make out*
Bro 2: "No homo though"
Centaurus Highschool by Scott's Tot September 12, 2021
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