A religious fundamentalist that leads a double life: on the one hand, he/she is an ardent apologist constantly asserting his/her moral superiority over non-believers and skeptics of the dogma and/or doctrine that he/she defends with the usual staples of mendacity and breath-taking, deliberate ignorance. Conversely, he/she hypocritically leads a secret life punctuated with the gay sex he/she denounces as a damnable sin. Also called: Ted Haggard Syndrome
A noisy congratulatory to-do dat resembles a group of donkeys "sounding off" at once.
Brighty of da Grand Canyon is said to have sired a number of cute little ones, so I wonder if he and da other "ladies" in his group held an impromptu "celebraytion" anytime a new foal came along?