cebs

Shortened version of ceebs, which is a shortened version of CBF, which is a shortened version of Can't Be Fucked, which is a shortened version of "I cannot be bothered one bit".

One ceebs ceebing, so one cebs.

Steve - Hey bra.
Harry - Sup yall.
Steve - Not much. Cebs.
Harry - Cebs life?
Steve - No. Cebs you.
Harry - Oh.

by Travis the Chimp April 13, 2009

cebs

Acronym meaning "can't even be shitted"

Friend: let's hit the club tonight
You: nah cebs bro maybe tomorrow

by drnimrod April 20, 2019

Cebs

Cebs means that someone can't be bothered doing something. It is an abbreviation of ceebs, which is an abbreviation of C-B-F (which means Can't be fucked).

George: DAMMIT I left my jellybean on the roof!
Philip: Did you assemble the antenna?George: Cebs.

by Slicksville April 14, 2009

Cebs

A dare that if completed must be repeated by the person setting the dare. "I will if you will"

cebs you to eat that

by Beedge11444 February 17, 2008

cebs

C lassic
E vil
B itch
S yndrome
("cebs" is a condition where a woman is simply just mean in a way only a woman can be.)

"Yeah, Jake's girlfriend had a bad case of cebs."

by tinktimc August 17, 2008