1. A form of degree used in order to make sure children are not enjoying themselves. Stands for Certified Buster of Shit. Parents must qualify by passing 150 question Series CBS examintation, at any Thomson Prometric Testing Center.
My dad is such a fuckin CBS, he always calls me in the middle of bong tokes
by Blair/Chris June 28, 2005
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An acronym for "Cold Bed Syndrome".

This is the singles' disorder, where one cannot go to sleep unless someone is there next to them.

Cold Bed Syndrome is most common during the first few months of new-found singledom, but is also common among those who have been single for extended periods of time; especially when said single person has many friends who are in relationships.

The contrary to this would be HBS, or "Hot Bed Syndrome", which is most common among those who are in unhappy relationships and would rather lose sleep than to sleep next to their counterpart.
I've had a horrible case of CBS ever since me and the girlfriend broke up.
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The network to watch the best fiction TV shows...aka 60 Minutes.
Wow, Dan Rather tell the whole truth!
by J September 28, 2004
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shortened version of cbf or cant be fucked which can be used in various situations. Many words are derived from cb's like cbser, cbseritis
ridic hot chick1: wanna have sex?
burnham: cb's.
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Joe: Dude why you always have your hand in your pants
Tom: I'm adjusting my CB's
by P-S-D January 05, 2010
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