cavalry scout 

fears nothing, regrets nothing. the hardest, toughest soldiers in the army.

one who gets better than 70 virgins when he dies-- a one way ticket to fiddler's green

god couldn't hack osut

cavalry scout by nick March 4, 2004

cavalry scout 

the shit, the REAL men

God THINKS hes CAV

cavalry scout by sean December 16, 2003

Cavalry Scout 

In the most simple terms, a Cavalry Scout is too brave to hold an administrative position, but too much of a pussy to be an infantrymen.

They wear their spurs loud and proud and more than likely claim that they are "RECON!" or "HARDER THAN YOU" neither of which is true. They talk quite a bit, especially at bars, with wild delusions of grandeur and that they are practically infantrymen. This of course makes their ever annoying presence intolerable. Cav Scouts talk like 16 year old girls making them more obnoxious than Marines.

They're job is actually entirely outdated and they really exist on tradition alone. Definitely members of the Silly Hat Club. Total wannabes by nature. It is a proven fact that Cav Scouts cock block themselves.

Grunt #1: OMG. Cav Scouts just showed up.

Grunt #2: I thought people with down syndrome weren't allowed to drink, drive, or join the military.

Cavalry Scout: DURRR DUUUr BA DUURR DURRR DERPP DERPPPP BA DERRPA DURRRRR

Cavalry Scout by elwoodblues85 July 7, 2011

cavalry scout 

Doggy style, with Obama.

The First Lady loves to be a cavalry scout.

cavalry scout by theGC December 15, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019