A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the
hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under
18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.
A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university
go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.
The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the
hope of being taken
home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the
hope of being sold.
Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"
"Ooh, I was in Creation last
night and pulled this slapper - now I have an
itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"
"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"