cattles

It's the plural of the word cattle, basically obese women.

Larry is a freak, he loves cattles.

cattles by Ilovecattles January 3, 2017

Mother of Cattle 

Word originated in West Indies. A mother of cattle, is an extra large cattle, cattle meaning a lard-assed fat woman. Please see meaning of cattle.

Look at the cattle comin; oh no, it's no cattle, it's mother of cattle.

Get outta way for the mother of cattle.

Mother of Cattle by CattlesRgr8 July 20, 2017

cattle market 

A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.

A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.

The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.

Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"

"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"

"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"

cattle market by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007

Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.

Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised

Canadian Cattle Party by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011

jonny castles 

Jonny castles isnt just a man, he's an idea. He lives in all of us and wants to be in all of us. Especially 18-23 year old girls. Its the aura of not giving a fuck, personified. Once touched, forever tainted.

Guy 1 "Hey, there's jonny castles"

Guy 2 "oh yeah."

jonny castles by J C patootie January 11, 2014

Im a sucker for medieval castles

The best meme in The COD zombies community.

"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."

Im a sucker for medieval castles by Jason Blundell June 14, 2016

Cattle Prodder 

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.

Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!

Cattle Prodder by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017