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caballophobia 

The fear that there’s a horse following you around which will kick you in the nuts when you least expect it.
A becomes all pale and shivery.
B: “Is it your caballophobia acting up again?”
A: “Yeah…those damn horses won’t let me live my life in peace”
caballophobia by FiftyShadesOfH February 9, 2022

Cancellophobia 

The extreme, EXTREME fear or being cancelled on Twitter.
Twitter user: Why do you have Cancellophobia?

Person: because i have the fears of being cancelled

Twitter user: ok