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Cat 5 Salute 

Posting up (sitting up and taking both hands off of the handlebars) like an asshole at the end of a cycling race or a group ride when you won the sprint in for 16th...or anything but for the win.

The Cat 5 Salute (Category 5 is for beginners) demonstrates you are a complete noob at riding/racing your bike.

Often times accompanied by losing control and crashing.

Popularized on YouTube by NorCalCycling
"Did you see that guy do the Cat 5 Salute at the end of the group ride?" "I don't see a guy...oh wait, did he hit that speed bump and crash over that guardrail?" "Yup..."
Cat 5 Salute by TheSchwiz January 17, 2022
Related Words

cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.
That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!

Cat 5 Shit Storm 

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience
We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!
Cat 5 Shit Storm by Urban humor September 21, 2017

cat 5’d 

The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.

Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!

For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.

When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.
Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?

Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.

Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!
cat 5’d by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026