cashper 

cashper/casper is that one rich friend in your group that hates you and everyone. casper is the standard white friend that you'd assume is from america.

person #1: casper didn't lend me any money, how will i feed my younger siblings now?!

cashper: L

cashper by dylancoolboy15 March 31, 2022

Casper Rose Mazzola 

Ex guitar player and one of the original members of the neopunk band The Distillers, that formed in the late 90s, pressed 3 albums throughout the 2000s, and had signed on to the HellCat record label.

They went on an international tour with other various punk revivalist bands on that label for the annual Vans Warped tour, with the likes of: Rancid, F Minus, Tiger Army, and The Dropkick Murphys.

Rose sang backup for The Distillers at live events, and played backup rhythm guitar. She has been thought to have been sort of like the "Sid Vicious" of Hellcat Records, in the sense that she was notoriously promiscuous, young, and strung out on drugs, which added to the whole heroin chíc allure, that their lead singer/songwriter/frontwoman Brody Armstrong was apparently trying to emulate. Like Sid She had very little to do with the actual creation and recording

Her hometown neighborhood sat directly parallel to it's affluent suburban neighboring city Grosse Pointe, which shared the same bourgeois architectural aesthetics: Large Victorian homes, and brick bungalows, that somehow sat annexed, and adjunct to the spoils of the ghetto.

The song entitled "Hate Me" a track off their second album Sing Sing Death House was written primarily by Rose, but the chorus was not.

"Casper Rose Mazzola is so incredibly sexy!"

Casper Rose Mazzola by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

Lead Cashier 

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:

Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"

Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Brown Casper 

This is slang for a fart-- especially a fart that is somewhat spooky.

"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."

Brown Casper by The Unfriendly Ghost January 23, 2008

Cashier 

The person that makes 8 bucks an hour and is forced to deal with hundreds of rude customers everyday that treat cashier like trash.

Cashier: (smiling) hi sir how are you today?
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.

Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.

Cashier by AwesomeCashier August 20, 2011

Cashmere Glow 

Everything and anything that's strange and unusual. Only the best of the best, the superior beings are only allowed to use this term. Cashmere glow can be used as a noun,verb,adjective. Basically it's a badass word.

Bro did you see Ashley's hot date?? He was so "✨cashmere glow✨"
Leanna I just witnessed a spirit presence! "YO CASHMERE GLOW"
Lucia, when you and Andrew were talking, I felt the ✨cashmere glow✨.

Cashmere Glow by Ashluna June 15, 2015