Cashmas

The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (The "power to get".) Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption. In the United States, where the holiday is most actively observed, Cashmas traditionally begins on "Black Friday", that is, the day following Thanksgiving Thursday in November. Holiday observations traditionally end on January 2nd, but may arguably be said to extend through "Super Bowl Sunday" of professional American football. This event can occur as late as the month of February.

Also "$mas".

Jodi spent 14 hours at the mall in celebration of Cashmas.

by Jim Strider January 7, 2009

CashNasty

TOP OF THE KEY, WET LIKE WATTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His name is CashNasty and if you watch the videos you know you can't leave him top of key hotspot baby

by Flight23White October 4, 2020

cashmasher

A person who can’t hold onto their money.

Sadly he was unable to pocket anything; money ran like water through the fingers of that cashmasher.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

clashmas

The winter festivity in Clash of Clans.

Celebrated by drinking elixir cider, and buying clashmas special packs in the clash of clans store. Don't let the goblins steal your clashmas presents delivered by Saint Clasholas.

Did you see the special $99.99 Clashmas Special offer in the store? Its a 5x value pack.

by DaRealLooch November 12, 2020

cashbasket

A gift basket full of cash.

Jim: What about a gift basket full of cash?
Andy: Yes! Cashbasket. Nice work Tuna.

by formotherrussia October 21, 2007

cashmannies

extra money; cash that is to be used towards buying unnecessary but desirable things

Phil: Hey wanna go to Europe with us?
Dana: I would but I don't got no cashmannies.

Lesl: So excited to stuff my face in AYCE Korean bbq!
Sheld: Oh shute, thanks for reminding me I need to get me some cashmannies from the ATM.

by deechypeachy September 7, 2011

cashmatician

Cash + Mathematician = Cashmatician. A term used to describe those dedicated to the 'paper chase.' It implies more than dedication though; it implies precision, skill, success. To be dubbed a cashmatician, a person has to be damn good at makin' that bank.

Shiiiiit. J-Dogg is runnin' so many hustles right now. That playa is a true cashmatician.

by AxtDisciple August 23, 2007