Cash or ass 

Cash or ass - definition - when you loan a couple hundred bucks to a great friend and she avoids paying you back, but wants her car worked on.

Cash or ass and we are squared up

Friend 1 - man what happened to alissa?
Me - idk bro why?
Friend 1 - isn't that her over there?
Me - hell yeah she owes me cash or ass!

Friend 1 - what? Lol
Me - she owes me two hundred bones

Friend 1- oh, cash or ass, I see

Cash or ass by Ben Franklin 💯 August 30, 2017

cash or ass 

Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.

Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.

That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!

Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?

Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?

Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode

Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?

cash or ass by Ben Franklin 💯 August 31, 2017

ass cash or grass 

Ass = Sex Cash = Money Grass = Weed

You'll have to give me ass cash or grass for a ride home

ass cash or grass by Bullhand May 24, 2016