cartridge licker

Nintendo game cartridges are supposed to taste bad but there’s that weird kid who likes it.

Cartridge lickers are like the nerdy version of a paste-eater. They’re social outcasts like a nerd and like nerdy things, but they aren’t very bright and usually pretty weird.
I bet you like licking cartridges, cartridge licker.
by Arrrrg, Zombies! March 28, 2024
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