cartoon logic 

where real life logic does not apply, like being able to survive fatal impacts

I was smashed in the head with an anvil but got up barely phased. Cartoon logic is a wonderful thing.

cartoon logic by The TallyMid Exterminator September 19, 2020

Cartoon logic 

Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish

“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”

Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.

Cartoon logic by spicy mayo August 23, 2020

Cartoon Logic 

AKA Cartoon Physics.

A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.

That's not the entire rule, either; see below.

The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:

*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

> Yes No

*They can't do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

> Yes No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

> Yes No

*Would it be funny if they couldn't?

Yes > No

*They can do it.

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*Should the character be able to do this?

Yes > No

*Would it be funny if they could?

Yes > No
*They can't do it.

Cartoon Logic by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2021

cartoonological 

pertaining to the study of cartoons

Dave demonstrated deep cartoonological insights when discussing the Flintstones episode about Barney's gender reassignment surgery.

cartoonological by the real chilldaddy April 3, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004