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carrolled 

Verb - preceded by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol; the act during which an individual loses one's keys, cell phone, wallet, and/or identity. Loss of memory is to be expected. In extreme cases one may wake up in another state, attempt grand theft auto, or get up on a fatty; all while being the life of the party/event, even if it is for 10 minutes. May also lead to the commissioning and winning of slap bets, along with other felonious activities. Named after the great Michael Barnabas Evelyn Carroll.
"Dude what happened to you last night?"
"I don't know, man, I got carrolled."
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remember the fam, carry the pain 

An unexpectedly deep phrase that was made by CaryKH's rapping AI.
A person who ships soulmates.

Named after the ship of Carol Peletier and Daryl Dixon on AMC's hit show The Walking Dead, Carylers are known as the biggest group of shippers in The Walking Dead fandom. They are a diverse group of people who ship out of love. Due to this they are the constant target of harassment, bullying and attempts at defamation by a small group of people who are actively anti-shipping out of jealousy, ageism and not believing in the love between soulmates.
A: Daryl and Carol are soulmates.
B: I can't wait for them to finally find happiness together.
A: You're such a Caryler.
Caryler by Farahsofar August 4, 2020

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Lord Carrol 

An extremely muscular and handsome man. Usually about 6 foot tall and is an extremely good math teacher.
What would Lord Carrol do?
Lord Carrol by DaddyCarrol February 23, 2020

monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.
Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.
monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010