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Carnforth High School 

Mr fox rents out teslas and thinks he’s proper hard and thinks he’s cool and hard tryna shout at year 7 and 8 but can’t shout at year 11 cuz he knows that no one actually gives a fuck about him. Searches people to make him look big and tries taking the mick out of people also Is very fat and no one actually likes him. LMFAO ABSOLUTE WEIRDO
Carnforth high school: Mr fox big wanker and rents out Teslas
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carnforth high school 

A shitty school with speccy lecky running around thinking she’s boss while mr ralston pops up every now and again to nonce on year 7s. mr fox chonging any year 9s vape he can get and cover teacher gummy mouth corbet spitting on children with that phat lisp of his. you’ll find gobby faced chavs waddling round thinking they’re hard but really they just cry at night like little bitches
mummy can i go to carnforth high school

over my fucking dead body thomas
carnforth high school by slayyyyyyz November 8, 2022
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