Skip to main content

Carleigh and Ryan

the ideal couple. everyone wants to be like them. never fighting, always laughing, always smiling together (: their eyes both light up when the other walks into the room. they have the same sense of humor, and no one is more right for each other. A wise man once said that true love is your souls recognition of its counterpoint in another, and everyone is jealous that they have found this already. They also have mind-blowingly awesome sexxx 24/7.
Ugh I don't want to date anyone until I know we can have a Carleigh and Ryan relationship!
Carleigh and Ryan mug front
Get the Carleigh and Ryan mug.
See more merch

carleigh and ryan

the most amazing and perfect couple ever. they are exactly alike, its kinda scary. they will do anything for each other and can never get enough of each other. they have the cutest kisses, but have a romeo and juliet relationship cause their parents hate each other, but they could careless. they have their whole lives ahead of them and are just perfect together. nothing can stop them. they always surprise each other and always are thinking about each other. bestest couple ever, only problem is that they are seperated, but once redeemed, they will never look back
Carleigh and Ryan are so perfect.
carleigh and ryan by shake n bake1425 September 30, 2011

CarleighandRyan 

Hottest couple ever you can never get enough of there sweet love you can tell in there eye they love each other.
OMG THAT COUPLE IS SO CUTE
IKR
THATS CarleighandRyan

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016