To pass out/fall asleep/become unconscious .
I cant believe i carked out in the bogs last night,
That shit fucked me up !
by lessliex January 2, 2011
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a miss-spelling of cracked
person 1: bro this dude is carked at the game
person 2: do you mean cracked?
person 1: no carked
by Cromia March 21, 2022
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To describe the action of someone being impossible, or too stubborn to answer.
"This guy is really Carked..."
by VirettoBranium October 8, 2023
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Cark started off on Twitter, mainly replying to people with jokes.
They would act like a catgirl or femboy.
This soon caught on and Cark became semi-famous on Twitter.

They got several "off-brand" accounts which would be some variation of Cark, they would generally just make jokes in Cark's replies and have a bit of fun, unlike usual stan accounts, it was nothing personal to do with cark and was mainly just witty replies.
The most notable ones we're the Culk (Cark-cult) which included, e.g "Cark's Lover", "not Cark", "Cark's Lawyer", at one point they reached 100 members, it eventually came to a stop when Cark was no longer comfortable with the accounts with their name.

They then created a YouTube where they posted videos like it was 2010, but in 2020.
As they had a large following on Twitter and everyone mass subscribed, the YouTube algorithm got tricked and Cark soon blew up in subscribers on YouTube.

Later on, they made Minecraft videos and got several collabs with Minecraft YouTubers.

They also had a Discord that "wouldn't get many people joining", and it got full of spam to the point it was closed to boosters only.

Later on they seemingly vanished for a while, but they occasionally post on their Twitter alt.
Manely - "Have you heard of Cark, the YouTuber?"
James - "Of course! From back in their Twitter days!"
by GoodClover January 12, 2021
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The facebook chat conversation u have with a friend from 12-5 in the morning on Facebook
omg dude ull never guess who is carking with me
by vaderette April 18, 2011
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Cark is, to put it bluntly, a clean alternative for nearly any other curse word there is. It has its origins in Shakespeare and is otherwise defined as 'to be greatly annoyed'. Regardless of and utterly separate from Shakespeare, the common interpretation of 'Cark' cannot be stated in polite conversation. On the other hand, Cark itself is a perfectly reasonable alternative.
*stubs toe*

"CARK IT ALL!!!"
"Hmm, that was a very clean and respectable way to state one's agony in a common and relatable scenario. That person must be quite intelligent."
*stubs own toe*
"$%@# THAT &@%$#& TABLE!!!!"
"Oh deary me, that man isn't very cultured at all. Let's banish him to Brazil."
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The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male
Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed
by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018
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