Caress of steel

The most kickass musically defining album ever

"OMG guys did you hear the songs off caress of steel?"

"Yeah man, they kick ass"

by lolwutRUSH July 5, 2009

Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

by flumpis April 2, 2007

ardent caress

A passionate, affectionate and/or warm stroke. An act of physically affectionate soothing.

A soft stroke of the back while snuggling might be considered an ardent caress.

by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006

Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

by a zookeeper September 27, 2010

Toe caressment

(Verb) rubbing ones toes with your own gently and soothingly.

"Hold on stand still let me caress your toes, oh look it's Toe Caressment"

by ToeCaressment69 August 30, 2022

gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

by qxan February 16, 2007

Tetris Caress

When you keep pooping for too long, your shit forms a pyramid until you feel something caressing your butt hole

Kinda like how you lose and game over in Tetris

I ate so much sweet corn and stayed for like half an hour in the loo until I was Tetris caressed

by Zoz86 October 21, 2023