Carboloading

Eating insane amounts of carbs before extreme physical activity in order to have more energy. Typically, this is achieved by eating straight up bread in large amounts.

Before the cross-country race, Richard practiced carboloading by eating an entire loaf of bread.

by Just you average asshole September 30, 2017

irish carboloading

When someone who has been on a drinking binge, stuffs potatoes up there ass for nutrition.

" I never thought that Irish carboloading could have done so much for my figure."

by RandomHero96 April 12, 2017

carbo-loading

Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.

All right lads, the big race is tomorrow, so I want carbo-loading at your dinner tables. That means lots of pasta, rice, and potatoes.

by Darth Ridley November 12, 2006

Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...

Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!

by JPnEB April 2, 2010

garboloading

Consciously eating an unreasonable and/or unnecessary amount of greasy/unhealthy/junky food.

"Remember how Jeff said he was going to stick to Paleo for a month to try it out? Well, I saw him garboloading at the casino buffet last weekend, so I guess it didn't take."

by kamoh September 24, 2022