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I JUST LIVE CARAKES
carake by SsadlyItsMe October 19, 2020
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Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!
"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."
Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Carked it 

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

Caramel Cannon 

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.
Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

Caramelldansen 

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.
For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

carked it 

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.
carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022