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captain cock punch

a eightys superhero trying to make his comeback
mark; OMG i just love captain cock punch!
by ickyonions March 7, 2012
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captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.
by xoyoungz November 19, 2007
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