captain ken

The person who is wonderful at absolutely everything they do. They can also accomplish whatever they want…. And always seem to get what they want.

Never fails to make someone’s day better, and is always their for anything and everything.

If you don’t have a captain Ken in your life then it must be very boring .

He’s the captain, must be a Ken…. It’s captain Ken!

captain ken by Larry Edward William Tomlinson June 16, 2022

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captainkenzie

The best cat ever who is related to a furry girl

Person: Hey have you seen captainKenzie ?

Person 2: yeah he's with that nice furry girl

captainkenzie by Catbready January 28, 2022

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captainking1

The greatest funky snooker/pool player that ever lived no one can do it like him, his sheer charm and sexiness dazzles the opponent as he strikes forth!

captainking1 is such a beast!!

captainking1 by Sudan Rocks1 October 17, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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