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capsaicin intolerance 

"I believe the correct terminology is capsaicin intolerance."
"So... you're a pussy?"
capsaicin intolerance by yagadooga December 23, 2020
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Capsaicin intolerance 

Being a chicken and weak and a pussy. A pepper wimp! Can't handle not even a single drop of red devil hot sauce. Red devil hot sauce only has a scoville of 800-1,200. Can't handle not even eating 1 pepperoncini, which has merely 100-500 scoville. A kid could handle a pepperoncini.
Person 1: I can't handle a pepperoncini! Not even a slice of a pepperoncini. I have capsaicin intolerance.

Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.

*30 years later

*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.

Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!

Person 2: Holy crap!

*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.

Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!

Person 1: That's my boy.

Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.

Capsaicin Intolerant 

penguinz0: “I’m capsaicin intolerant
CodeMiko: “So you’re a pussy”
Capsaicin Intolerant by AceKijani February 16, 2021

capsaicin intolerant 

"im capsaicin intolerant"
"so you're a pussy?"
capsaicin intolerant by Yeeeta January 19, 2021

Capsaicin Intolerant 

Guy 1: "Charlie can't eat spicy food, he's capsaicin intolerant"
Guy 2: "So he's a pussy?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's a pussy"
Capsaicin Intolerant by ChumBhucket December 23, 2020

capsaicin Intolerant 

A pussy who can’t handle the slightest bit of spice
You know Charlie over there is a Capsaicin Intolerant as he can’t handle the slightest bit of spice

Capsaicin Intolerant 

jim - "yo did you hear that critikal is Capsaicin Intolerant?"
dave - "nah he just a pussy"
Capsaicin Intolerant by crazy gravy December 23, 2020
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