going for the capillaries 

Making an ineffectual attack against a relatively minor aspect of an argument or adversary, leaving the object of the attack unaffected.

An attack that is misplaced and off-target and does not address the fundamental issue.

The tactical opposite of "going for the jugular."

In argument, correcting your opponent's grammar instead of attacking her argument is an example of "going for the capillaries."

going for the capillaries by MaxwellX August 1, 2010

Chillarity 

The measure of how chill a bro is (Because everyone knows only bros are chill).

Not to be confused with chillarious or being chill and hilarious at the same time.

Dom: "Damn, that bro is pretty freaking chill, his chillarity is over 9000!!"

Frat Griffin: "After I pounded that natty, my chillaritiy reached maximum capacity."

Chillarity by Chillarity October 13, 2011