cannon balled

When a man sticks his balls in a woman’s vagina and the woman queefs turning it into a projectile.

“Dude you wouldn’t believe how far she cannon balled me last night.”

by Hunter McSexyTime May 8, 2021

Cannonballer

A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase made popular by Brock Yates, creator of the original "Cannonball Run" aka Cannonball Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Dash (1971).

"Look at that crazy nut on the road, he thinks he's a real cannonballer!"

by J. Sanchez November 2, 2005

Cannonballed

When drunk on shots and the mind doesn't know we're your going but your legs get you there anyway

" I've had a bad week lets get cannonballed tonight WHOO"

by Billbo998 November 6, 2015

cannonballed

When someone intentionally fucks up another person's chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.

The head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn't trust that I would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.

by Persius April 4, 2007

Cannonballed

When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.

"I took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts"

by Watts83 May 8, 2014

cannonballer

Used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water. Typically a result draft beer and fast food.

I went to the bar last night then ate a quarter-pounder, then birthed a cannonballer this morning.

by CRASH 513 April 13, 2010

Cannonballed

See; Angry Pirate
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.

"Dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn't into creampies, so we fuckin' CANNONBALLED her!"

by Sam'n'Mike December 22, 2008