A well trained road rallyist, who enjoys speeding on the open road. A driver with complete disregard for authority. A phrase madepopular by Brock Yates, creator of the original "Cannonball Run" aka Cannonball Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Dash (1971).
When someone intentionally fucks up another person's chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.
The head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn't trust that I would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.
Used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water. Typically a result draft beer and fast food.
I went to the bar last night then ate a quarter-pounder, then birthed a cannonballer this morning.
See; Angry Pirate
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single womantarget at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.
"Dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn't into creampies, so we fuckin' CANNONBALLED her!"