canned ham

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.

"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."

by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009

Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022