Tuna Can Dick

Someone who has a very girthy dick but lacks in length like a tuna can.

Megan: I told Paige that my favorite position was doggie style. So we tried and his tuna can dick felt like someone curb stomped my puss.

by Chub Mackerel August 4, 2019

Tuna Can Tommy

A man with a penis wider than it is long.

"It's not long but it's big around, that's why they call me Tuna Can Tommy."

by Russ_SoCal October 27, 2007

tuna can kush

marijuana that comes sealed in a tuna can; usually very potent.

"Man, this tuna can kush has gotten me so lifted"

by m-blaze November 30, 2009

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019

tuna can sam

A person with a penis that is wider than it is long

I hear Johnny is a tuna can sam!

by b-dog123 November 3, 2009

Tuna can test

when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.

Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.

by dolphin_mother April 17, 2017

thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 4, 2003