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Candy Van
Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
Candy Van by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021
Related Words
candy van • Candy Van Man • candy vanned • free candy van • Van Candy • vandy candy • candyvaniii • candy • candy cane • Candy Ass
Candy van
When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!
Candy van by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
Candy Van Man
n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Candy Van Man by Delinger March 12, 2011
free candy van
free candy van by grundle debris December 3, 2007
Free candy van
A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.
Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
Free candy van by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 11, 2019
Van Candy
Van Candy by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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