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Candy Crush Addict 

One who is addicted to the Facebook made famous cellphone game that is similar to bejeweled. This person sits and plays candy crush in his or her free time between tasks. All free time is consumed by playing the game and either trying to beat endless and pointless levels of little colorful candy pieces. One is classified as a addict if he or she can not function without playing the game. Also this person continuously sends out requests for lives on Facebook like the game is going out of style.
Person 1: Hey I got like 100 invites from Franie for Candy Crush.

Person 2: Yeah me too!

Person 1: This guy is ridiculous, seems like all he does is play candy crush.

Person 2: Right, this dude is a freaking candy crush addict!
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Candy crush addict 

Someone overly obsessed with defeating candy crush levels to the point that they tell their friends if they love them they will buy them 22.99 cards for unlimeted play and extra power ups. Usually named trevor.
My buddy is a total candy crush addict.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026