when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.
Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of
candy.
*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*
Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.
Person 2: GTFO noob
Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...
candy.
*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*
Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.
Person 2: GTFO noob
Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...
by iheartitties November 1, 2010
A form of gore art where the subject tends to be very colorful, and often but does not have to include segmented body pieces and guts (mainly intestines), lacerations, and can occasionally include body horror. The subject also tends to have sticky, almost melted candy like goo in the place of what would be blood. There is also often a reference to foods and candies (e.g candy can striped guts, candy spilling out of the guts, segmented body pieces that look like meat or sliced fruit). sometimes can include references to hearts, stars (e.g heart shaped cross-section of bones, heart or star shaped eyes). Can also sometimes be mistaken for pastel gore.
"Its legs are missing, and its holding its guts even though the arm is detatched from the body and there's bright goo dripping out of the open wounds?"
"It's candy gore, that's just how it is."
"It's candy gore, that's just how it is."
by Tylxncardboard March 8, 2016
A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.
Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess
by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022
A version of gore art where the subject is colorful and unusually gooey, like melting candy or taffy. It's typically more tasteful or appealing to a general audience than normal gore art is.
"That guy's picture looks really cute! What's up with the arms though? They're pulled apart and look like they're dripping."
"Oh, that's a candy gore image then!"
"Oh, that's a candy gore image then!"
by harpsichord-uiy July 11, 2015
Taking LSD (acid) and MDMA (ecstacy) together. Actually regarded quite highly within the drug subculture.
The effects of the MDMA lend a very upbeat feeling to the user, usually resulting in a positive acid trip. Because MDMA is a fairly "reliable" good high, but acid isn't (there can be bad trips), the MDMA high helps to stabablize the acid trip.
The effects of the MDMA lend a very upbeat feeling to the user, usually resulting in a positive acid trip. Because MDMA is a fairly "reliable" good high, but acid isn't (there can be bad trips), the MDMA high helps to stabablize the acid trip.
by Hippy_feat_Wishy June 1, 2018
US Military term for the ribbons and medals a soldier has accumulated over the course of his or her term of service. Can be perjorative or neutral
TJ called tonight with good news...he got more chest candy, he finally had time to qualify on the 9mm pistol.
by paxluvfelicitas May 7, 2010
i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain
*conversation between friends*
ale: who's candy ken?
wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad
kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid
ale: i hate candy ken!!!
ale: who's candy ken?
wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad
kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid
ale: i hate candy ken!!!
by lukateto12 November 11, 2019