Candy Ken

i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain

*conversation between friends*

ale: who's candy ken?

wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad

kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid

ale: i hate candy ken!!!

Candy Ken by lukateto12 November 11, 2019

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Candy Ken

Candy Ken is a tiktoker that gives people cancer.

fuck ehh, louis died from cancer probably watched too much candy ken.

Candy Ken by Mojo_Dojo1 June 3, 2020

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Candy Ken • Candy Kennn • candy • candy cane • Candy Ass • candy shop • candy apple • candy corn • candy bar • Candy Store

Candy Kennn

November 11th 2001

He’s a bitch his content is shit and why do people follow him and why does he need multiple iPhone 11s??? Candy Kennn is a bitch

Candy Kennn by Mason124 July 13, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
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Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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