canadize

A change in someone's personality due to something Canada related, or a Canadian influence.

Ever since he moved to Canada, he's been acting really strange. I think he got Canadized.

by jimbobenstein March 12, 2013

Canadize

To mess something up by inserting an overly-Canadian feel.

Saying "mnmhmnm" when you REALLY mean "mmhmm" (as in 'yes'). --Dude, you really canadized that! You've got it all wrong!

by Sarah Christie December 15, 2008

Canadien

The Montreal, Quebec hockey team.

Did you watch the Canadiens play the Canucks last night?

by Kati J February 7, 2004

Montreal Canadiens

The most storied hockey team and quite possibly sports team in history. Almost every great NHL player has played for the Montreal Canadiens. With 24 Stanley Cups, the most successfull NHL team ever. The greatest hockey team to ever exist, far better than those sucky ass Maple Leafs

Man, the Montreal Canadiens sure kicked the crap out of the Leafs last night.

by Igor Arsovski March 13, 2005

Canadien pancake

When you wrap a pancake around your scrodom and pour maple syrup over your pancake weiner. Then your sexual partner munches and sucks on your sticky pancake penis.

Jared had a lovely evening using a pancake he stole from an ihop in vancouver. He wrapped it around his penis and his fatass bea tiffany poured syrup on it and ate that dick. Screaming "i love canadien pancakes".

by Juicybigsausage March 9, 2015

montreal canadiens

The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)

The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

canadien pocketknife

A slang term for a broken bottle when used as a weapon

he grabbed a beer and made a Canadien pocketknife
The canadien pocketknife in my chest hurts

by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007