Calorious

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

by The Fall August 1, 2013

calories

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

Avoid calories at all costs.

by Loreley February 14, 2012

the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories

Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris

by sevenatenein February 9, 2018

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night

by Eden953 May 13, 2015

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.

Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.

by Monfoo May 9, 2017

adj. Containing calories.

Mmm.. girl that cheesecake is so calorious. your butt will grow two sizes.

by Barbies March 1, 2011

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

by Organ Donor August 20, 2003