call it in
call it in by BBCU DOA July 11, 2019
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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas
To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007
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call it in • Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles • cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner • Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce • Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday • Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast • stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas • Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? • I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion • Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin
Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce
Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles
A saying u say in rage but feeling extra sussy. If used with "Let me ascend to Jesus cos I just creamed my pants" you can create a deadly combo move which can kill a man if used correctly.
Person 1: Ha bro u a dog water ass (insert racial slur for minority here)
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*
Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021
cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner
The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?
The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.
The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.
cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner by DeBen October 22, 2013
Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
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