Calend

(verb)
The act of calendaring. what a calendar does.

That Calendar on your desk is useless, all it does is calend...

by Chadd Sun December 14, 2008

Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 March 21, 2018

Calendering

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.

Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering

by Pipsqueak101 January 14, 2019

calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

calender

A Year

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

hardtime calender

When a inmate in prison has a calender up and is crossing out everyday that passes

I only have 60days left in here is going by so slow ive got the hardtime calender up

by dbest00 April 13, 2017