1. The tendency to believe you are above the repercussions of your actions while blaming others for said actions.
2. Pretending innocence while being an asshole about it.
1. Skeeter tried to touch my hair again. He knows I don't like that. What a caucanus!
2. You're being a caucanus. You know that wasn't cool and you're acting like you didn't do anything.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'