cactus juice 

Mountain Dew.

So named by perennial Dallas city council candidate and activist Sandra Crenshaw, following the 2008 Texas Democratic primary and caucuses which she led.

In a comment posted by Crenshaw on the D Magazine "Frontburner" blog on 3/6/2008, she described a post-caucus event where she intended to serve "popcorn in brown paper sacks and cactus juice (Mountain Dew) and Texas Earl Campbell Links."

Amos: "I hear there is a rally for Dallas city council members' legal defense funds."
Andy: "Really? Will there be cactus juice and sausage?"

Kingfish: "I need to get back to my Southern roots. I was thinking about getting a moon pie and an RC Cola."
Lightning: "You mean some cactus juice and a hot link, right?"

cactus juice by UncleDoug October 7, 2009

Cactus Juice 

1) The juice of a cactus that is quenching.

2) It will cause hallucinations.

1) TRY CACTUS JUICE, IT'LL QUENCH YA.

NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.

IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.

2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?

Cactus Juice by daviscd December 16, 2009

cactus juice 

Most awesome juice ever. Drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. It might be green, but it tastes magestic.

Random person: "OMG HAVE YOU TASTED CACTUS JUICE YET?!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"

cactus juice by FuckingAnonymous August 7, 2009