Cack Smack

The act of smacking someone in the face with your cack (dick). Usually done because it is really funny.

Dude, I swear one more word out of you and you are getting cack smacked.

by LazyBstrd05 May 20, 2005

Cack Bag

a male who has an oversized, seedless watermelon head (the seeds represent his brain) who likes to get vagina stomped.

Hey dude why did you rub your face on that pillow covered in piss? You're such a cack bag.

by cahhak April 29, 2009

to pass out or sleep heavy cause your drunk af.

Example 1: I'm so fucked up imma cack out you P.O.S.
Example 2: Jimmy's cacked out lets draw a dick on his forehead!

by jesusbaph777 September 29, 2021

A way to affectionately declare your horny for a warm cock, in a slutty voice.

A penis so big it destroys anything it enters

Wow thas a big cack

by Pd935 October 1, 2017

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

by Mitchelll September 4, 2006