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Cabbache is a unique immortal entity that can be described as a wild and evolved cyber cabbage. Cabbache lurks slowly but strategically across the internet and can be encountered both in the (.onion) deep web and the clear web. It runs several simple websites and possesses multiple digital identities. Cabbache is best known for its rare ability to produce malicious code that secretly infiltrates various computer networks to passively gather information and observe preoccupied inattentive individuals while remaining unnoticed. Cabbache may also sometimes be mischievous and enjoys watching humans after making them mad at their infiltrated computer.
e.g:
Person 1: "Why can't I connect to the internet?"
Person 2: "Maybe you typed the wifi password incorrectly?"
Person 3: "or perhaps Cabbache is present?"

e.g:
Person 1: "Where did all my documents go?"
Person 2: "Do you have a backup?"
Person 1: "Yes, but it disappeared too!"
Person 2: "Cabbache is probably messing with you."
Cabbache by Cabbache April 5, 2019
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I can't wait until Cabbasläs, haven't seen the fam in a minute!
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1. What's a Lit ass party to kick off the spring semester? Issa Capbash

2. Pretty much an epic ass event that you would be dumb as hell to miss.

3. the biggest Capricorn party in north Florida for 4 years straight.

4. If you talk bad about capbash, ya girl/man probably left you for a Capricorn.
When god made parties, capbash was his favorite one.
Every bad female will be at capbash

I found my wife at capbash, had to start the new year with a new chick.
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A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
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