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cabbage snatch

A vagina that is overused, abused, and a something borrowed... Multiple times. It can also be identified with a horrendous smell and lips that look like two pieces of bacon strung together with some yarn.
Yo, I was about to get down with this chick the other day, but she had a cabbage snatch comparable to a Thai prostitute.
cabbage snatch by Pussyslave1234 April 12, 2015
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Cabbage Snatch Kid 

A child born of a Cabbage Snatch, or more commonly referred to as a nasty, sweaty vagina...you can normally pick a Cabbage Snatch Kid out of a crowd by his Cabbage Snatch Stink which usually never washes off.

There is a wonderful video on youtube about Cabbage Snatches, called Cabbage Snatch Kids
All that woman over there is good for is producing Cabbage Snatch Kids with her Snatch Cabbage.

Cabbage Snatch Kid 

Noun

1. An unborn infant whose face is constantly protruding from its expecting mothers vagina for the entire duration of the pregnancy.
"I thought she was going into labor, but then she informed me she had a cabbage snatch kid."
Cabbage Snatch Kid by billebllunt December 9, 2013

cabbage patch snatch 

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy
I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

cabbage patch snatch 

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.
"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.
“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”
cabbage snatcher by LCBAS June 1, 2018
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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