Crack dad

Someone who is such a dad that you go crazy about them (as if you were on crack)

Omg Chris, you’re such a crack dad. I’m gonna go insane!

by Angle456roze August 8, 2018

dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013

CRACK DADDY

say this when you wanna address your dAd
please dont do cocaine cocaine ruin your brain .
!crack daddy fat baby wack daddy baby daddy

Abby- YEO CRACK DADDY

Bea- YEO FAT BABY

by WhyAbby October 16, 2018

Crack Daddy

Someone who pays crack whores for sex with, obviously, crack.

Have you ever tried being a Crack Daddy? Those sluts will suck you dick for crack man!

by Weymouthst April 19, 2008

crack daddy

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

by crazy november March 5, 2010

crack daddy

a nickname for a guy who likes to go ass to mouth during sex.

Randel is a crack daddy

by hamghetti... September 20, 2008

thic crack daddy

BROOKELYNN

Brookelynn is the best Thic crack daddy ever

by Crackbaby September 13, 2018