c.o.m. 

" Convicts only material" - A girl so ugly only a black toed up convict would give her a fuck. No self respecting man would look at her twice. Only fast food workers and convincts who haven't gotten ass in 12 years.

With a used up pussy, no baby's daddy's and no looks or job she found the only people interested were losers and she was a c.o.m.

c.o.m. by bbvs January 18, 2009

C O M P R E S S E D 

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

C O M P R E S S E D by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

C.O.M.E. 

To prefer crust over middle everyday!

I'll c.o.m.e. eat with you! Or, How else could I feed you?! Or the meaning, I prefer skin on a turkey not the meat.

C.O.M.E. by Shay-Tan-Dawn March 28, 2020

C.O.M.S.C 

Stands for Cum on my sweet cheeks. Abbreviation used in sexual texts

Hey Pauly! Jared texted me “C.O.M.S.C” what is that? Oh he wants you to cum on his sweet cheeks!

C.O.M.S.C by Girthquake3000 December 22, 2022

c.o.m.p

Cut Off My Penis (castration/quatred)

c.o.m.p: what they would have done to Guy Fawkes if he didn't jump.

c.o.m.p by Lad Man March 14, 2007

C.O.M.A.

Completely Offensive Manipulated Apathy

The United States is currently in a C.O.M.A. in regards to social tolerance and human right issues.

C.O.M.A. by Retroguy June 1, 2020

C.O.M.S 

Choke On My Strap

me: c.o.m.s .

them: coms ?

me: choke on my strap dummy.

C.O.M.S by anythingatpppp April 23, 2023