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buttsplash

the sprinkling of water you get on your butt when you are sitting on the toilet while it is flushing.
Mostly women get a buttslpash while on the toilet if they flush and dont get up fast enough, or if they flush first and sit down too soon.
Men may get a buttsplash from a crash-landed turd.
by ruralbetter March 19, 2010
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buttspaghetti

my fnaf rap

YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSS! awesome music plays

Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a huge dong, and den da security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with sexy scary animatrons!
Dumbass bitch bugati is trach

What is buttspaghetti
by Iamlonleucuzimsadandiamhated February 7, 2020
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Buttstash

Every guy in the boonies over age 15 has the same fucking buttstash
by Bob Boberts September 23, 2003
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ButtSPLOSION

An event in which a very unlucky man or woman experiences such a case of explosive diherrieah that they have to hold on to something to fight liftoff. If the subject is a male and a bonerbo
then all this happens while he is blowing a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of his jap's eye. EXTREMELY PAINFUL! If the sublect is a female then the(click me im funny!) poo will just explode with so much force that it sounds like a nuke going off in a monkey's stomach while he is riding a big-wheel to cancun to meet a brown eyed, homeless whoman who is jacking off some guy cause he gave her a box of fried chicken from KFC that was sold from some gawkey teenager who had terrable acne that even Proactive cant solve! see what im getting at?
DUDE DUDE !!!I just heard steve in there whit the most HUGE buttSPLOSION i think I feld teh Earth move!
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Buttsplosion

third cup of coffee is almost always a mistake. #buttsplosion
by mysoulishome October 4, 2013
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Buttsplosion

When you have to squeeze your cheeks together but uncontrollably your ass EXPLODES!
Andy ate taco bell and had an enormous buttsplosion.
by SKEETSKEET RICK JAMES January 9, 2008
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butt-splash

A splash of water from a toilet following a good-sized shit
sitting on the toilet this morning i had a dump that created a toilet-bowl sized tsunami that threw a butt-splash at my arse
by Nico Pelletier August 3, 2007
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