button on a fur coat 

A nub of a penis so small that it resembles a button on a fur coat (the fur coat being the pubes).

Billy: "Check it out, I've been using eXtenze all week, and now I'm HUNG!"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"

button on a fur coat by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

button on a fur coat 

A small penis among a mound of pubic hair resembling a button in a fur coat.

"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."

Did you see Ryan's schlong? It looked like the button on a fur coat.

button on a fur coat by cakesnshit November 8, 2014

button on a fur coat 

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

button on a fur coat by Teddy November 3, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004