butter runs 

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

butter runs by pizzleboy November 25, 2023

runs like butter 

1) Something/someone that works efficiently

2) The act of performing a task in a flawless and smooth-like manner.

3) It just works

4) melted butter

"Dude, my new macbook pro is so effin sweet, it just runs like butter."

"The Apple Store in Tice's Corner...runs like butter."

"Yo man, this girl...she did what she was doin so good...i was just like...'it runs like butter'"

runs like butter by Butterboii February 21, 2009

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. 

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

No One Runs Better Than Me 

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.

Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"

No One Runs Better Than Me by whodat25555 February 4, 2025

Butterbuns 

An ass like butter. Soft to the touch, yet firm. The kind of ass you just want to lick. No matter how your doctor advises against it.

What do want for dinner, honey? No honey, I want your specialty. Butterbuns. Zip!

Butterbuns by Band1t February 25, 2009

butterrush 

Butterrush is a giant 70 pound girl who occupies the entire seattle rave scene at once. This giant mass of lardlard is one to be cautious around as her jelly rolls are a hazard and are known to give concussions and break bones. If she asks you if you want a lightshow calmly decline and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Last person who got a lightshow from her was violently slapped around by her wristfat and his facial features are still distorted to this day.
The founder of the modern underground rave scene in seattle has a huge crush on her but she is too fat to care.

She consumes whole restaurants in one bite.
Her wading pool is that space between california and hawaii

If you come into contact with her, get her autograph (because she is super rave famous) then run.

If butterrush wears a yellow coat, kids start climbing on her thinking they will get a ride to school.

butterrush by SHAYZ SHOW FAT! November 1, 2011

butterrush 

A word made up by an immature, mentally unstable, cruel person to bully and harass someone who isn't fat about their weight, which is one of the most terrible things you can do to a teenage girl.

"I call her butterrush because I got my ego hurt that she won't go out with me, and am projecting and externalizing my shame because I refuse to take responsibility for any of my own faults"

butterrush by onlysaneperson November 2, 2011