butt pub

A butt pub is where you go to get your colon cleaned out.

My constipation has me feeling bloated and lethargic. After work I'm going to the Butt Pub to have my Colon cleaned out!

by Dr. Breachurbutt October 31, 2013

pub butt

The sweaty and tingling sensation produced in the buttocks after consuming several pints while sitting around for hours on end at a local pub.

Last week I had serious case of pub butt after spending all Saturday at Smitty's watching football.

by ruraldick June 9, 2019

Butt Pubes

When the hairs in your butthole get too long, stick together and create mayhem when you're trying to wipe after a massive nutty brown mudslide dump.

Dude i definitely need to shave my Butt Pubes, i keep finding fallen dingleberries in my shoes after a hearty poo.

by dinglefuzzies April 22, 2011

butt pube

Any body who has just done the most retarded thing that in someway has affected you, or made fun of you.

"hey dude, I just burned this joint in your room, now it hella smells. Is that bad?"

"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."

by poqwer September 25, 2007

Public Butt

Public seats are dirty....just use your imagination. Once you sit your pants down on a public seat, you now have "public butt" because whatever disgusting stuff that was on the seat (from the thousands of other butts that have sat there) is now on your pants. For all you know, the guy that sat in that seat before you could of had some diarrhea that leaked through his pants and now its rubbing off on yours. Disgusting isn't it. One should think twice about tainting seats, beds, or couches in their house once they have "public butt."

Don't sit your "public butt" on my clean bed sheets.

by Empty Bin February 1, 2013

Public Toilet Butt

The state of your butt when you stand up from a public toilet, particularly when it has someone else's pee on it. The overwhelming disgusted feeling that you suddenly have and the mental vows that you make to never make this mistake again. Your desperate attempt to wipe the foreign pee off your butt by rubbing it against the inside of your pants. Ewwww.

Great mirror in there but I just got Public Toilet Butt.

by Tidy Tova November 5, 2014