Butt Crusties 

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

Butt Crusties by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

butt crusties 

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.

Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.

butt crusties by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Butt Crusties 

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

Butt Crusties by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

butt crusties 

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

butt crusties by John Doe January 17, 2004

butt crusties 

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...

I saw them one day. They were bleeding.

butt crusties by ButterCruster September 2, 2004

butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

butt hole crusties by buttitches June 15, 2009