An individual that solicits and procures the services of a sex worker, with the explicit purpose of busting a load. In certain industries namely the massage parlor and exotic dance industries the word can also be used to differentiate individuals seeking sexual services from “regular” customers seeking non-sexual services
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.