busting beans

It means close to something like a kidding around or to joke around.
It can be said as "bustin beans" also.
after saying you were bustin beans you should say "forget about it" but it is said with an Italian voice....like Mario

friend 1: i ate your mom out last night
friend 2: what the fuck i will kick your ass
friend 1: dude i'm busting beans here! forget about it

by Jeff favs March 31, 2005

busting beans

when you have explosive diarrhea so bad that it is audible from the next room. It is followed by intense muscle spasms and loud groans and moans from the excretion.

Friend 1: "OMG that girl was busting beans so bad that I felt her pain."
Friend 2: "God I hate that, she must of had some bad veggie food."

by patty pants October 21, 2009

Bust a bean

To pass gas (fart).

I ate too much chili. Now I need to bust a bean.

by Zerotalent April 14, 2006

Bust a bean

The act of eating a toe

Im gonna go bust a bean

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Bust a bean in that bitch

The hottest thing you could whisper into a bitch's ear, before you release your baby-batter.

Kyle Whispering: Imma bust a bean in that bitch. aha... Kyle Laugh

by Sinful Saddy May 14, 2020

bust a bean in this bitch

The hottest thing you can whisper into a bitch's ear, before releasing your hot baby-batter.

Kyle Whispers: "Imma bust a bean in this bitch. aha..." Kyle Laugh.

by Sinful Saddy May 14, 2020

Bean-Busted

When you fracture your clavicle because a can of beans was thrown at you full force directly onto your clavicle.

Get bean busted, you stinky idiot! Haha, look at him, he just got bean-busted!

by The big bean March 7, 2021